Meeting Twilight guy

JOEL: Hi, are you "Ayok"? I'm from Hancock Records. I'm here to sign you. AYOK: Grnlk brzlm. TONY KING: I'm Ayok's agent. He says "cool."
JOEL: I'm sorry... Is he speaking... ENGLISH? AYOK: Ssfsdsd kRYyN... TONY KING: Ayok speaks his own brand of edgy young English. You'll get used to it.
JOEL: Is he... is he OK? AYOK: Shkbrs wprprd. TONY KING: Look, the kid's in TWILIGHT. He's a fucking shirtless GOLDMINE. Don't rock the boat, OK?
HANDJOB GIRL: Excuse me... can- can I please give him another handjob? AYOK: Aoosdk sdwr. TONY KING: Make it quick.