Meeting MySpace friends

JOHN: OK, click there to ask them to be our friend on MySpace.
DAN: But they're not our friend.
JOHN: That's OK, just ask.
DAN: Shouldn't I send them a message first?
JOHN: No, we wait until they accept us, then we post a comment that says, "Thanks for the add."
DAN: Do we ever actually talk with them?
JOHN: No, no, you see, Dan, MySpace is what's known as an "anti-social network".
DAN: So this cuts all the... interaction out of friendship.