Making the CD at Kinko’s

JAMES: Hi, we need this CD reproduced with this as the cover. JOHN: I'm in a band TOO, y'know.
JAMES: Oh... cool. So... what kind of turnaround time we lookin' at? JOHN: SCREW YOU. You think you're BETTER than me?
JAMES: Um... no. JOHN: GOOD. Because you're NOT. You've got ZERO talent compared to me.
JAMES: Is this, like, the "hard sell"? JOHN: Now. Can I interest you in adding toner to your order? JOEL: No, I think it's the "weird sell".