Teaching a rock star to Twitter

TONY THE AGENT: So you just text or IM your updates to your Twitter account, and fans follow it so they can experience your day-to-day life.
TONY THE AGENT: I've been running it, but I think you should take it over now. TONY THE AGENT: Seems easy enough... Oh SHIT. This kid... I KNOW this kid.
TONY THE AGENT: Christ, how'm I supposed to tell this kid I screwed his mom backstage at our show in Billings?
TONY THE AGENT: Well, you use the @ symbol, and then his username... TONY THE AGENT: Oh, OK. This IS easy...