Full metal iPod

GREG: This is my iPod. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My iPod is my life. Without it, I am useless. Without me, it is useless...
GREG: My iPod and I know what counts is not music reviews, or the noise of Pitchfork... it's the hits that count. Before Steve Jobs, we swear this creed...
GREG: My iPod and I are masters of my enemies, defenders of my questionable taste, saviors of my life...
GREG: So be it, until there is no enemy... but only Feist.