Friendship is based on trust

STEWART: John? Hey, man. What's... up? JOHN: "What's up?" I had a show last night, Stewart. Where the hell were you? STEWART: Oh... I...
JOHN: A friendship is based on trust, Stewart. I loan you my friendship, and I trust you will repay me by coming to my shows, but you've been missing payments, man!
STEWART: And I'm foreclosing on our friendship, Stewart! JOHN: Whoa.
STEWART: Can I have my Newsradio DVDs back, then? JOHN: No, Stewart! No! Those DVDs were... "friendship collateral."