Enthusiast press

KEVIN EDO: So I have to have dinner with some MUSIC REVIEWER from a magazine? ANTHONY THE AGENT: He's not with a magazine.
ANTHONY THE AGENT: He's part of the ENTHUSIAST PRESS: bloggers, podcasters, fanboys... they're just like actual journalists, but they have LESS INTEGRITY and own MORE MEMORABILIA.
KEVIN EDO: But why DINNER? Let's just bribe his parent company! ANTHONY THE AGENT: He has no parent company, Kevin! We gotta use PERSONAL INTERACTION with these guys. Blind 'em with star power.
KEVIN EDO: (sigh) It used to be so EASY to buy reviews. ANTHONY THE AGENT: Just pretend you respect him for a coupla minutes... y'know... like we do with Congressmen...