Corporate card

DAN: HEY... new mic!
JOHN: Sweet, right? I put it on our new CORPORATE CARD.
RONI: John... we incorporated the band to SAVE money, you jackass.
JOHN: Roni, you just don't understand ECONOMICS.
JOHN: This is like the STIMULUS PACKAGE. I'm INVESTING in the band NOW to allow us-
RONI: Give me the American Express, John, or I will throw this out the window.
JOHN: Dan! STOP HER! Our nation's infrastructure is CRUMBLING!