Contextual boyfriend

SMITA: THE CLOUD is a manifestation of all my Internet purchases, searches, Tweets and emails. He's a CONTEXTUAL BOYFRIEND. He's what I want before I want it.
THE CLOUD: I'm constantly absorbing information and refining my personality to better suit Smita. Right, honeybun? SMITA: "Honeybun"? Blech... BURY!
THE CLOUD: PLEASE WAIT... 68%... Interpreting data... Processing results... Reticulating splines...
THE CLOUD: Right, SWEETIE PIE? SMITA: Aw, I AM your sweetie pie!! LIKE! LIKE! BRETT: "Reticulating splines"?