Catsitting web history

BRETT: So now that you're dating her, has she... told you stuff about me?
THE CLOUD: No. But I have access to her Web history while you were catsitting for her.
THE CLOUD: It paints an odd picture. You spent all your time at two sites: McSweeneys.com and "Big Tits At School".
BRETT: HEY... I went to that second one IRONICALLY.
BRETT: At FIRST...
THE CLOUD: Interestingly, you alt-tabbed between the two a LOT...