Britney sacks

GREG: Oh... Em... GEE! Britney fansite got sent a CEASE AND DESIST letter!!!
BRETT: Do you... often visit Britney Spears fan sites?
GREG: Um, B.H. is only, like, my HOME PAGE!! Haven't you ever noticed in your Firefox history when I borrow your Mac?
BRETT: Yeah... I just... always figured you were using my laptop for mp3 phone sex porn.
BRETT: I'm weirdly MORE creeped out by THIS.
GREG: is, like, the FIFTH ESTATE of Spearsian gossip!!!