At the adoption agency

CECE: Mr. Edo, I'm afraid you can't adopt the girl you saw in the background of our commercial. Her parents are ALIVE. KEVIN: That's too bad.
CECE: But we have plenty of other kids who need homes. KEVIN: OK, but... How can I say this DELICATELY... are any of the other kids, like... HOT 19-year-old GIRLS?
CECE: Mr. Edo. This charity's focus is to find celebrity homes for underprivileged orphans!
CECE: So... yes, of COURSE. Here's a book of our SEXIEST kids... KEVIN: WOW. It's like Sports Illustrated Emaciated Edition...