Artists vs. hobbyists

JOHN: The difference between me and you scrapbookers is that I am an ARTIST. You all are HOBBYISTS. SCRAPPER: We're BOTH artists and we're BOTH hobbyists!
JOHN: I am NOT a hobbyist... SCRAPPER: Do you make a living from your band?
JOHN: As a matter of fact I DO. SCRAPPER: Then why are you working at Kinko's?
JOHN: I happen to have a deep respect for the printed word. SCRAPPER: Well... the PHOTOCOPIED word...