A present

KEVIN: Ted, I know you love music games, so I got you something... that's gonna blow your mind! TED: You got me Rock Band Beatles!
TED: Oh... No. This is some shitty Jumpstart Malady version of Guitar Hero...
TED: Of course that makes sense given you're IN Jumpstart Malady.
TED: Well, I'd love to feign interest here, dad, but I think it'd be insulting for both of us.