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Jade the long-term groupie

A character featured in 2 comics.

Mother/daughter groupies

Aug 22, 2009

JADE: What's the matter, Kevin? KEVIN: There were this... pair of mother/daughter groupies at the after-party tonight...
KEVIN: The daughter was shooting up, and the mom helped her find a vein.
KEVIN: It was just... (sniff)... such a SWEET moment. JADE: Sure... I knoe I still remember the first time I did a line off MY mom's butt.
KEVIN: Then they passed out, and the mom vomited, so we had security boot them. JADE: Bummer...

Kevin has a son

Aug 23, 2009

KEVIN: Seeing those groupies really made me think about FAMILY... DId you know I have a SON? JADE: Yeah, with ME. WE have a son. WYATT.
KEVIN: Oh yeah... WYATT. He's the one we conceived during that REALITY SHOW. JADE: Uh huh. And then I sold the sex tape.
KEVIN: He's in JAIL, isn't he? JADE: Oh YES. Yes, very much so.
KEVIN: Well, anyway, I guess I meant I have, like, a NORMAL son, too... JADE: That's COOL...

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