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Deb the celebrity ex-wife

A character featured in 3 comics.

Missing the family

Aug 24, 2009

KEVIN: Hey Deb, it's Kevin. DEB: (sigh) What is it, Kevin? Is it about the REPORTERS? I didn't talk to anyone...
KEVIN: No, I know, it's not about that. How's Teddy? DEB: Your SON is fine. He didn't talk to them either.
KEVIN: No, no, I know... I... you know, I MISS him. I MISS you guys.
DEB: Kevin... are you HIGH right now? KEVIN: I AM, Deb. But not OVERLY so...

Part of his life

Aug 25, 2009

KEVIN: Look, I want to come see my son. DEB: (SIGH) You're not legally obligated to, Kevin.
KEVIN: But I want to be a part of his life... Maybe he could come on tour with me. DEB: I dunno, Kevin. He doesn't even LISTEN to you guys.
KEVIN: Doesn't he get the CDs I send over? DEB: Look, it's just not his THING, Kevin. He's more into... GRIZZLY BEAR.
KEVIN: GRIZZLY BEAR?!?! How are you raising my SON?!! DEB: MY way, Kevin!! And MY way involves EXPERIMENTAL FOLK!!

A normal afternoon

Aug 27, 2009

DEB: Kev, look, I still don't know what you're trying to DO here... KEVIN: I just want to spend a NORMAL afternoon with my son. That's IT.
DEB: Fine, you can come in. But your little "entourage" stays HERE. KEVIN: NO problem!
A pause.
TONY: You guys wanna play RISK? CROWD: Sure. CROWD: OK. CROWD: Yeah.

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