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CeCe the adoption agent

A character featured in 3 comics.

At the adoption agency

Jan 27, 2010

CECE: Mr. Edo, I'm afraid you can't adopt the girl you saw in the background of our commercial. Her parents are ALIVE. KEVIN: That's too bad.
CECE: But we have plenty of other kids who need homes. KEVIN: OK, but... How can I say this DELICATELY... are any of the other kids, like... HOT 19-year-old GIRLS?
CECE: Mr. Edo. This charity's focus is to find celebrity homes for underprivileged orphans!
CECE: So... yes, of COURSE. Here's a book of our SEXIEST kids... KEVIN: WOW. It's like Sports Illustrated Emaciated Edition...

Choosing

Jan 29, 2010

KEVIN: OOO... I like HER... CECE: SHUKRI. One of our most BEAUTIFUL orphans. She's from CHAD. 20 years old. VERY comfortable with her body.
KEVIN: LET'S DO IT! Now, just to be clear, I'm LEGALLY adopting her, right? CECE: That's right.
KEVIN: So... this is NOT human slavery. CECE: For tax purposes... no.
KEVIN: And what about consensual sex with an adult, adopted kid? CECE: The state of California says: FULL STEAM AHEAD! Sign here, sir...

Meet Shukri

Mar 25, 2010

CECE: Kevin, this is SHUKRI, the daughter you adopted. KEVIN: Yes, yes, great... Wow, you are... as advertised.
SHUKRI: Hello. KEVIN: So... welcome to the U.S.! You need some food? Was there much to eat in the slums of Chad?
SHUKRI: I wouldn't know. I spent most of my youth in Paris modeling. KEVIN: Oh. Great! Anyway, I'm hungry. Who wants sushi?
SHUKRI: Ooo... I know a great sushi place near here on La Brea... KEVIN: You're a... FUNNY kind of impoverished, aren't you?

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