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The Ambulance Men (a local band)

A character featured in 132 comics.

The members of the Ambulance Men are John (singer), Roni (lead guitar), Dan (rhythm guitar), and Christina (drummer).

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This isn’t a CD

Apr 19, 2010

JAMES: This isn't a CD. It's a bunch of construction paper and GLITTER. JOHN: Uh, NO, it's a SCRAPBOOK and it's work of ART.
JAMES: We didn't order a SCRAPBOOK. We paid you to reproduce our CD. JOHN: Oh, no, I destroyed your CD.
JAMES: That was our MASTER! JOHN: It was GARBAGE. THIS captures the essence of your band.
JAMES: THIS is our album cover surrounded by pictures of a baby in a LOBSTER costume! JOHN: It's... SO much more... Did you even READ the puffy paint?

You’re fired

Apr 23, 2010

KINKO'S BOSS: OK, Romero, you get your wish. You're fired. JOHN: You can't fire me! I fire me!
JOHN: My dad's settlement money came through, so FUCK THIS DAYJOB!
JOHN: I'm going back to getting my money the way an artist SHOULD!
KINKO'S BOSS:: By falling ass-backwards into it via luck and/or family? JOHN: It's how this country was built!

Free of the shackles

Apr 28, 2010

DAN: You happy to be free of the shackles of the dayjob? JOHN: Oh yeah, man.
JOHN: And my settlement checks are even bigger than they were before, so I'm gonna donate some stuff to one of them starving African orphan kids.
JOHN: They say they need the essentials, so I'm thinking some Beatles CDs, some Stones, maybe early Bowie...
DAN: What about... FOOD? JOHN: Um... sure, I could eat.

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